Kalechips: The Newsletter https://kalechips.net/newsletter/ Have you ever wished that Kale of Kalechips.net fame had a pointless Substack newsletter? 26 May 2024 May 2024: Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated https://kalechips.net/newsletter/2024-05/ Highlights: A 300 USD limited-run artisanal scorpion pen, I like a Japanese boy band now