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Hello. This is the preeminent website for fabulously esoteric nonsense. There's an espresso machine that I spent the entire budget on in the kitchen, so please use it. Leave all complaints in the guestbook.
You can view this webpage on a phone, any monitor resolution, a smart fridge, and probably a well-engineered potato. Its body font is Atkinson Hyperlegible, developed by the Braille Institute to improve legibility and character recognition for low-vision readers. Browser zoom can also be used freely without breaking anything. Feel free to poke around the accessibility page for more information.
From the blog
There is an RSS feed, and you can find more blog posts at Hotel Kalefornia (also comes in Gemini)
From the sketchblog

I did a thing for Mads for the OC Art Swap!
Changelog
2023-03-04 » Character website revamp
2023-02-26 » UTAU website is live
2023-02-22 » Added web host list
2023-02-21 » Fancy new body font
2023-01-29 » New guestbook
2023-01-22 » Began overhaul of character pages
2022-12-02 » Code snippets updated
2022-12-01 » Added winter stylesheet and seasonal stylesheet archive
2022-10-30 » Code snippets updated
2022-10-02 » Every stylesheet toggles between light and dark mode automatically based on device settings now
2022-09-25 » Happy autumn equinox! Added autumn stylesheet.
2022-09-14 » Added jukebox
2022-09-09 » Complete overhaul of layout page
2022-09-05 » Added a sketchblog update box (you know, to prove that I actually draw things...)
2022-08-18 » Arknights Library is live
2022-08-12 » Complete overhaul of the art gallery
2022-08-08 » Condensed what was previously the ask box and guestbook into one form on the contact page
2022-07-24 » Complete website redesign for reasons known only to... well, not me!
2022-06-23 » Layouts updated
2022-06-05 » Updated Creature Features to display images under a button
2022-04-24 » Added code snippet page
2022-04-11 » Had the update box, got rid of the update box, now the update box is back. Added OC page