Kalechips: A serious website

Welcome to the leanest and greenest website on the internet [citation needed]! What it lacks in professionalism, it makes up for in... I haven't figured that part out yet. Diet-conscious readers will be pleased to know it is laden with GMOs, chemicals, and toxins. If you're not sure where to start or just feel like gambling, try a random page.

You are not only permitted but encouraged to look at this page on a phone.

What's new

2024-07-21 » What's that? It's Salad Magazine issue 3 with a steel chair!

2024-05-26 » Newsletters are back and better than ever! You'll have to subscribe to that RSS feed separately if you want to see them for some reason.

2024-04-27 » Slowly working on tidying up some URLs. Blog categories and tags look cleaner now!

2024-04-15 » Salad Magazine issue 2 is now live!

2024-01-31 » Added the Toybox page so I can actually display my pixel hoard.

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