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Hello. This is the preeminent website for fabulously esoteric nonsense. There's an espresso machine that I spent the entire budget on in the kitchen, so please use it. Leave all complaints in the guestbook.

You can view this webpage on a phone, any monitor resolution, a smart fridge, and probably a well-engineered potato. Its body font is Atkinson Hyperlegible, developed by the Braille Institute to improve legibility and character recognition for low-vision readers. Browser zoom can also be used freely without breaking anything. Feel free to poke around the accessibility page for more information.


2023-03-04 » Character website revamp

2023-02-26 » UTAU website is live

2023-02-22 » Added web host list

2023-02-21 » Fancy new body font

2023-01-29 » New guestbook

2023-01-22 » Began overhaul of character pages

2022-12-02 » Code snippets updated

2022-12-01 » Added winter stylesheet and seasonal stylesheet archive

2022-10-30 » Code snippets updated

2022-10-02 » Every stylesheet toggles between light and dark mode automatically based on device settings now

2022-09-25 » Happy autumn equinox! Added autumn stylesheet.

2022-09-14 » Added jukebox

2022-09-09 » Complete overhaul of layout page

2022-09-05 » Added a sketchblog update box (you know, to prove that I actually draw things...)

2022-08-18 » Arknights Library is live

2022-08-12 » Complete overhaul of the art gallery

2022-08-08 » Condensed what was previously the ask box and guestbook into one form on the contact page

2022-07-24 » Complete website redesign for reasons known only to... well, not me!

2022-06-23 » Layouts updated

2022-06-05 » Updated Creature Features to display images under a button

2022-04-24 » Added code snippet page

2022-04-11 » Had the update box, got rid of the update box, now the update box is back. Added OC page

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