Ian is a young man who is also a man-eating eel with legs. His primary income comes from unlicensed and uninsured home repair jobs. He’ll also do other forms of manual labor or intimidation if he’s paid in cash.

He generally keeps to himself, but when he has to say more than a few words at a time, he’s rude at best and cruel at worst. His abrasiveness is entirely intentional, and he seems to take some sort of pleasure in the negative reactions he gets. He’s capable of working with people if it’ll get him what he wants, but he’ll quickly rescind his cooperation if he decides it’s not worth it. Despite his irritability, his buttons have to be pushed a lot for him to actually get angry.

While he possesses fairly average levels of impulse control, risk estimation, and common sense, he typically acts against his better judgement and gets himself into trouble. He tries to solve these problems through brute force, which generally creates its own set of problems in addition to the originals.