Curi is my friend with whom I share my one braincell. They're my oldest internet friend who I've had regular contact with - we met in 2017 on Twitter. They don't have a public internet presence anymore, so I made this page for occasions where I'm required to provide a link to prove they exist.
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I met Curi in real life in July 2026. Now we're really cooking with gas!
Wisdom
"a trans man.......tis"
"come to curi's house there's a scary room in tbe basement filled with turnips"
"he looks gay and is gay"
"if i had ceramic asparagus money,"

Image description: Curi's favorite reaction image. An Amazon listing for a green plastic finger toy with googly eyes whose title is a keysmash that goes on for 20 lines.
Art
Curi has contributed to Salad Magazine several times. They also draw other stuff.

Image description: A painting of Mlynar Nearl from Arknights. It's strongly lit, with bright light shining from a window onto his face. His expression is neutral, which for him means he looks mildly annoyed.

Image description: A painting of Thorns from Arknights. He's wearing a purple shirt under a white jacket, which is falling off his shoulders, and grey pants. He's holding onto the strap of a black crossbody bag. His other hand is in his pocket. There's a disinterested look on his face.