kale's listfauxgraphy

I am Kale. I own the website you're viewing this on.

I used to use Listography pretty intensely because I like making lists, but it's limiting in a lot of aspects and looks like shit on a phone. Fortunately, I also like making things unnecessarily complicated for myself. Ergo, this.

If you have Javascript enabled and are using a larger screen (computer or tablet), you can click the handles in the top right corner of each note and drag them around. This serves no real purpose, but it's fun and makes this feel somewhat legitimate.

Thank you to Desert Jaguar for the idea and the base CSS! If you want this code, it is published on Github.

Begonias

• Hybrid "Black Mamba" (rhizomatous)
• Hybrid "Medora" (cane)

Aroids

• Epipremnum aureum Pothos "N-Joy"
• Philodendron hederaceum Philodendron "Brasil"

Succulents

• Dracaena trifasciata Snake plant "Laurentii"
• Haworthia attenuata Haworthia "Attenuata"
• Haworthia attenuata Haworthia "Glabrata"

Inked

• Platinum 3776 SF (Laurel green) - Sailor Shikiori Tokiwamatsu
• Platinum Preppy 03 (Black) - Platinum Carbon Black
• TWSBI Eco B (Caffe/Bronze) - Robert Oster Caffe Crema
• Sailor Compass Fude - Sailor Black

Uninked

• Esterbrook J #9048 (Green)
• Lamy Al-Star M (sage green)
• Lamy Safari M (springgreen)
• Osmiroid 65 (Black)
• Platinum Plaisir M (Green)
• Platinum Preppy F (2023 Wa series - Kiku Karakusa)
• Sheaffer Fashion II M (Green Tartan)
• TWSBI Eco M (Black)
• TWSBI Eco M (Irish Green)
• TWSBI Eco B (Serpentine)
• TWSBI Eco Stub (Transparent yellow)
• Waterman Gentleman M (Green)
• Waterman Laureat F (Green marble)

• Gravity Wave (Balmages) - Vibraphone
• As One Listens to the Rain (French) - Bells
• The Bonsai Tree (Giroux) - Bells
• Bookmarks from Japan (Giroux) - Keyboards
• Khan (Giroux) - Marimba, Chimes, Vibraphone
• La Conga del Fuego Nuevo (Márquez) - Timpani
• Danzon No. 2 (Márquez) - Marimba, Vibraphone
• Godzilla Eats Las Vegas (Whitacre) - Basically everything

I'm not counting states that I've only driven or flown through.

• Arizona
• California
• Colorado
• Florida
• Illinois
• Indiana
• Kansas
• Maryland
• Missouri
• New Mexico
• Oregon
• Pennsylvania
• South Dakota
• Virginia
• Washington
• Washington, D.C.

• Locust Chai
• Locust Peach
• Locust Watermelon
• Summit Cardinal
• Summit Della's Apple Strudel
• Summit Peach
• Two Towns Pacific Pineapple

• Jack Daniels coffee (homemade)
• Peach almondine (Paradice Cream)
• Chai (Edison's)
• Cherry lime sorbet (Little Man)
• Lemon bar (Edison's)
• Carrot cake (Edison's)
• Cherry chip (Molly Moon)
• Cornbread with peach jam (Gelato Boy)
• Blackberry banana sorbet (Walrus)
• Apple pie (Little Man)
• Apple cider gelato (Paciugo)

Purchased on-location

Blue Mountain Creamery: Irish coffee
Colorado Springs, CO

• Has whiskey in it. 5/5

Frost: Espresso
Albuquerque, NM and Phoenix, AZ

• Contains visible espresso grounds. Sometimes you get a clump of them in a bite. Incredible. 5/5

Little Man Ice Cream: Daily Grind
Fort Collins, CO

• Really good coffee flavor in the base, made slightly worse by the chocolate chips in it. They're pretty unobtrusive and not very sweet, so it didn't bother me too much. 4/5

Purchased from the store

Talenti: Coffee chocolate chip
USA

• The coffee base is good. Could do without the chocolate chips, but it's not terrible. 3.5/5

McConnell's: Turkish coffee
Santa Barbara, CA

• Coffee flavor hits you like a truck. 5/5

Van Leeuwen: Oat milk mocha latte
New York City, NY

• Fantastic texture, but the sweetness is unbearable. 2/5